Got this in an email today and it made me laugh.
A Cajun named ‘Martin’ walks into a gay bar with
A pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.
“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open
This alligator’s mouth and
place my manhood inside.
Then, the gator will close
his mouth for one minute.
Then, he’ll open his mouth and I’ll
remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of
you will buy me a drink.”
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped
his trousers, and placed his Johnson
and related parts in the alligator’s open
mouth. The gator closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped. After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer bottle and
smacked the alligator hard on the top
of its head.
The gator opened his mouth and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer… “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try..”
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blond guy timidly spoke up… “I’ll try it. Just don’t
hit me so hard with the beer bottle!”